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Sanjay Singh Gurjar

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't?, or
Saying nothing and
wishing you had?

I guess the
most important things are the hardest things to say.

Don't be afraid to
tell someone you love them. If you do, they might
break your heart...if you don't,
you might break theirs.


Have u ever
decided not 2 become a couple because you were so afraid of
losing what you already had with that person?

Your
heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't.

You
can't tell your heart what to do.

It does it on its own....when you
least suspect it, or even when you
don't want it to.

Have you ever
wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that
other person was
too afraid to let you?

Too many of us stay
walled up because we are too afraid to care too
much...for
fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at
all.

Have you ever
denied your feelings for someone because your fear of
rejection was too hard to handle?

We tell lies when we are afraid..... afraid of what we
don't know,
afraid of what others will think,



afraid of what will be

found out about us.


But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.

Life is all about
risks and it requires you to jump.

Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they
would have
done, or
could have had.

* What would you do if
every time you fell in love you had to say
good-bye?

*What would you do if
every time you wanted someone they would never be
there?

*What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you

never got

to tell them how you felt?


(even if it is that you don't care anymore)

*What would you do if you loved someone


more than ever and you couldn't

have them?


*What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with
all of my family and they know I love them?*

People live, but people die.
And I want to tell you that
you are a friend.

If you died tomorrow (God Forbid), you would be
in my heart.
Would I be in yours?

If you
care about me as
much as I care about you, you will send this back





You might be best friends one year,



pretty good friends
the next year,



don't talk that often the next,




and
don't want to talk at all the year after that.


So, I just wanted to say,


even if I
never talk to you again in my life,


you are
special to me and
you have
made a difference in my life,



I
look up to you,
respect you, and
truly cherish you.


Send this to all your friends,


no matter
how often you talk,


or
how close you are,


and send it to the person who sent it to you.


Let
old friends know you
haven't forgotten them,


and tell new friends you
never will.


Remember,
everyone needs a friend,



someday you might feel like you have
NO FRIENDS at all,


just
remember this e-mail


and take
comfort in knowing


somebody out there
cares about you
and .. always will..

I LOVE YOU!!!!


Send this to all the friends that you have...all the friends that you've lost...and to all the friends you've lost touch with...just to let them
know that you care...send this back to the person who sent it to you if
you consider them a friend as well
God is in controll of who u love so trust him for that not ur heart! don't just go after anyone put full trust and faith in God...

Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. The person who will come in your life with negatie impression and goes up to be positive in your life is the best for you, don't let him go away from you. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble.  You are very self satisfied & egoistic..
You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ___________expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ___________expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this... You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: G

You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. you are great, not too great like great gaurav jain,,, who is sending this message but you will surely go ahead in your life.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: H

You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your! full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name
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Does your name begin with: I
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of ___________expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your ___________expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in.. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.

You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name
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Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name
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Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.

You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name
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Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention.You are lucky as you will have a friend in your life, who is GAURAV JAIN. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperso! n to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name
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Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing ! your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !

You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name
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Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.

You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name
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Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.

You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name
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Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.


-----------You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name----------------------


Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name


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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.You are lucky as you will have a great friend in your life, who is a great personality and a great person, his name started from G goes on with A U R then A and ends with V... his id is in yahoo by adding  _2007 to his cute name

Subject: Fw: UPSC - One Line Questions.........Good One



Real life IAS i.e. UPSC Exam 1998 Interview
Question and there Answer given by Candidates oh sorry IAS Officer now.


Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)


Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)


Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)


Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)


Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)


Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)


Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )


Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.


Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff


Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend:
could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you



Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies


 



Friends Forever!

Written with a pen

Sealed with a kiss

If you are my friend,

Please answer this:

Are we friends or are we not?

You told me once, but I forgot.

So tell me now and tell me true,

So I can say, I am here for you.

Of all the friends I've ever met,

You're the ones I won't forget.

And if I die before you do,

I'll go to Heaven

And wait for you.


Ok,Friend

I LOVE YOU ALL.....

15 Things You Probably

 Never Knew or Thought About

 

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.


2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.


3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.


4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.


5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.


6. You mean the world to someone.


7. If not for you, someone may not be living.


8. You are special and unique.


9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.


10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.


11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.


12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.


13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.


14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.


15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.


A Minute

 

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgot your friends.

 

Take the time... to live and love.


Send this letter to all the people you care about, Including the person who sent this to you.

If you do so, You will certainly brighten someone's day and might change their perspective on life, for the better.

 

 

SOMEONE IS THINKING OF YOU..

 


 

 

THEY WANT YOU TO ACCEPT,






MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!
MAY
YOU ALWAYS HAVE A RAINBOW OF SMILES ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART FOREVER AND EVER!

FRIENDS FOREVER!


A big hello to you guys,

Forward this to at least 11 people and see what happens on your screen you will laugh your head off!!!!!!!!!!! If you forward it to 11 people a video comes on your screen. This works. I don't know how...but it works. Somehow, from the return path generated, you'll receive something, and IT IS FUNNY!!! This is the coolest thing I have ever gotten. All you have to do is send it to 11 people and watch your screen, it is the funniest clip. I can't tell you what is but I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair!!! So, send it to those 11 people and watch.

ENJOY!!!

                                # A LOVE LETTER#
 
A Love Letter worth reading...

TO,
    My  dear  FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you
are my  TVS  SCOOTY(first  love)  and  my  AIWA  (pure
passion ).  I always
BPL (believe  in  the best) and you are SANSUI( better
than the best ). You
are DOMINO'S  PIZZA  (delivering  a  million  smiles )
for me.This is a
COLGATE ENERGY  GEL  (seriously  fresh  )  feeling for
me. I want you to be
my life partner  but  I  think  you  are worried about
your father who is
KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my  father
who is CEAT (born
tough), but don't  worry  as  I  am also FORD  ICON
(The josh machine ) and
rest of our family  members  are pretty  KELVINATORS
(the coolest ones). If
our fathers say no, we will run away and marry, and
PHILIPS (let's make
things better).
                 I LOVE YOU.........

They  will  feel  MIRINDA  (zor  ka jhatka dhire se
lage ) but I believe in
COCA-COLA  (jo  chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's
always NOKIA (connecting
people) who love each other. And do not forget that we
are WILLS ( made for
each  other  ).  Now  that HYUNDAI (we are listening)
the song of love, you
must  know > > that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of
life ), SATYAM ONLINE
(fun  fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable). So
never forget me. Ok bye!
I wrote little but actually PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more
)!!.


Yours
LG (digitally yours).

MUMBAI TAPORI's MATRIMONIAL ADVT. COLUMN FOR A SUITABLE GIRL?

Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 5 1/ 2 phoot height kya, poora kasrat body !!!
.....abhi wo bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isiliye yeah adverteezment apun paper me chaap riye la hai...
Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!!
Apun ko bhi public shaadi-bia me bolaati hai woh bhi izzat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...
buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon nahi pita - yaar.
Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai...
Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha...
thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye,
saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga imaan se...
apun ka baccha log ko apun padha-likka tapori banayinga...
bole to Tapori Doctor, Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga...
Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda nahi maangta hai..
haan bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!
Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga.
Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!

apun ka pata (address) hain...

Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road,
Bhai Ka Area.

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i have learned that we dont hav to change friends if we understand tht friends change.

....................................true friendship contiues to grow,even over the longest distance.same goes for true love.

...............................you should always leave loved ones with loving words.it may be the last time u see them.

...............................regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

................................sometimes the people u expect to kick u when u r down ,will be the ones to help u get back up.

........................................that sometimes when i m angry i hav the right to be angry,but that doesnt give me the right to be cruel.

.........................................just bcoz someone doesnt love you the way u want them to doesnt mean they dont love you with all they have.

.................................maturity has more to do with wht type of experiences u hav had and wht you hav learned from them and less to do with how many bdays u hav celebrated.

...............................it isnt always enough to be forgiven by others sometimes u hav to learn to forgive urself.

.............................your life can be change in matter of hours by people who dont even know you.

.............................even  when you think you hav no more to give when a friend cries out to you you will find strength to help.

............................ credentials on the wall donot make you a decent human being .

............................the people u care about most in life are taken from u too soon.
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy




SHOPPING MATH




A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.




GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.




MEMORY


Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.




APPEARANCE


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.




PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.




DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

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'sandy is best!!'